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GACHA CITY MINGLE - EARLY JULY

July 2017 Gacha City Mingle!
GACHA HELL

You arrive alone, gaining consciousness suddenly in a spartan waiting room. In your hand, a ticket, with a number slightly above the "NOW SERVING" sign above the only door, currently locked. As the number ticks up, all there is to do is read the fun and informational pamphlets explaining your situation. Congratulations - now you're a resident of Gacha City, and the only way you can get back out is going to be by rolling some ultra-rare item from the great Gacha Machine.

Welcome... to Gacha Hell.

UPON ARRIVAL

When the door opens, it deposits you into a huge indoor plaza, along with a number of similarly-confused individuals. The plaza is dominated by the Gacha Machine itself (might as well give it a whirl - your free ticket has an expiration date, after all), but beyond that, it appears to be set up for... a dinner buffet?

As you emerge, a giant screen overlooking the plaza lights up, showing what appears to be a blob of slime with a cigar.

"Eesh, that's all we get? Pretty lousy for a first pull."

"Okay, folks, welcome to the game and listen up! The name's Smokey, and this is a little place I like to call Gacha Hell, and it's your beautiful new home! In case you didn't read the pamphlets, here's the basics: Ten orbs to pull three capsules from the machine, cross your fingers to get an item, ability, or memory that actually belongs to you. If you're REALLY lucky, you might even pull a piece of the Escape Key. Do quests to supplement your daily login orbs. Beyond that, just try to have some fun, eh? It's not like we put you in a murder dungeon, you have apartments and extra lives and everything."

"Speaking of quests, I've got one for you already! Things went a little haywire with the connection to Slimeworld, and we've got something of a slime infestation in the city right now. Fortunately, if you all work together, then you can surelY HAHAHAHA just kidding! Nah, your quest is to catch a slime or three, sneak up on one of your fellow rare drops and just splash that sucker right onto their head when they're least expecting it. There's up to 2 bonus Orbs in it for you."

At this point, the camera is pulled away from Smokey and on to a rather old-looking man. Liver spots, hair in ears, and all.

"Or, if you're a little more proactive, you can listen to ol' Sensei and head out in to that Slimeworld! You all may not be what we were hopin to roll, but that doesn't mean you can't impress us! Smokey, Chika - you'll meet her later, she's out fixing her hair I believe - and I would like to see exactly what you're made of, and this is an excellent opportunity.

"Now, the easiest way to do that is to mix with those locals, get a feel for everything - how they work, how they live - and then, by golly, get right in to the midst of it! But with conditions."

That sure is a twinkle in his eye. That sure is somehow forboding. Sensei's grin broadens even more as he reaches down...and pulls up a pink slime.

"This here is one of the local favorites, mainly for how cute it is! Cute'n useless. Lucky for it, I'm of a mind that even the most one-star of folks can still be useful, so you're gonna go out and impress me by using these poor unwanted fellows - 'jokes', they call 'em, can you believe it? - to clear some dungeons. Every dungeon cleared with a team of 'em gets an orb, so go out and get sliming!"

There's a pause, a loud cough from offscreen, and then a shrug from Sensei, followed by a fierce claking of heels as a woman's voice comes from just off-screen.

"Oi oi! I'm here! Gimme that! You two have no patience-"

The camera swivels sharply, focusing on a young woman - brown hair with red highlights, glinting green eyes, and a full-toothed grin that could make a shark nervous.

"Why hello Gacha City~! It's your new favorite Chika, here! Don't listen to those two, I for one am sure to be very impressed with your hard work from here on out!"

"Smokes and the old man are the ones giving you quests this time around, but don't you worry~! Once I see just how talented you all are, I'll give you something appropriate to your skill level~"

"But, if those spare orbs are burning a hole in your otherwise empty pockets, you can always pitch a few to the local Orbstarter Campaign~! Sure, you won't have them for the next pull, but I'm sure there's something that'll tickle your interest!"

The monitor returns to Smokey. "All right, that's a wrap! If you have any questions, I'll take them later. If I feel like it." Without any chance to talk back, the monitor goes blank.

GACHA CENTRAL

Food from a dozen worlds and cultures is laid out in an extravagant spread for all of the newly-rolled characters to enjoy. Beverages as well - there's no concept of a drinking age in Gacha City, so booze is included and available to whoever wants it. All of it is free, as a sort of impromptu welcoming party for the newcomers.

There's nothing forcing you to stay here, though. Whenever you want, you can head out and see Gacha City itself, or find Gacha Heights to check out your new home.

Prompt 1 - Do a Pull. Each of you has a ticket for a free pull, equivalent in value to ten orbs. They expire in a few hours, so quick, line up to get your three capsules of fate. Your results are here - will you open them now, or wait until you reach your apartment? Either way, the results are bound to be worth something, right?

Prompt 2 - All You Can Eat. What better way to acquaint yourself with your stranded comrades than this? Stack your plate high, get totally wasted, and introduce yourself to a stranger. There's not enough tables for everyone to eat alone, anyway.

GACHA CITY

Your situation doesn't get any less weird once you leave the building. You're armed with an Orb Card with six orbs on it, a paltry sum of Gold, and the address to your new home (the Orb Card acts as your key, too). If you want to live comfortably, you'll have to find a new job in the city to supplement your basic allowance.

To make things more complicated, just like Smokey said, there are invasive slime species clogging up the city at random. Where did all these things come from? They're delaying the subway, holding up traffic, and making a total mess of Gacha National Park. Until this is dealt with, you'll have to try to dodge your way through roving bands of out-of-control slimes if you want to get anywhere without getting doused in goo.

Prompt 3 - Late for School. For all minors, or people who look like minors, it seems like you have mandatory school attendance! It starts the day after you arrive, but there's a catch - some kind of system error seems to have set everyone's alarm clocks ahead. Almost every teen in Gacha City is looking like they're gonna be late for school on their first day! Toast encouraged but not required, hope you don't crash into anyone. It happens more often than you might think. Also, once you arrive, you might find that your class list is a little bit strange...

Prompt 4 - Slimehaver's Creed. There's a quest afoot! Stalk your new friends from the shadows. Then, when they're least expecting it, slam a big, gooey slime into their head. It doesn't hurt, but it's super gross and takes forever to wash out. Or, you can try to talk someone into taking the hit willingly, for partial credit. This'd be a good one to do some advance plotting on.

EVENT WORLD

It seems like the teleport station is already powering up. Where will it take you? Step through and find out.

willworkfordps: (Prayer circle)

[personal profile] willworkfordps 2017-07-07 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
In other words, until you have your Netherworld back, I don't get shit.
badassfreakingoverlord: (check out the hair ladies)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-07 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You get in on the newly-reopening ground floor of employment under the most badass Overlord in the cosmos, that's what you get! If I wasn't stuck as a stupid book in this weirdass world you'd never have the chance!
willworkfordps: (Good job)

[personal profile] willworkfordps 2017-07-07 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline. I already have a management position at my current guild.
badassfreakingoverlord: (eyebrow raise)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-07 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
...There are already guilds here? [Zetta looks around, as if expecting obvious nametags to appear next to people's names for quick identification.]
priforprincess: (beam)

[personal profile] priforprincess 2017-07-07 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Those were the magic words. "Yes!"

Falulu peers more closely at the flowers. They're all so beautiful! And these - these look a little bit like the flowers in Not-Plop-Chan's hair!

She picks up a sprig to show her. "What are these?"
willworkfordps: (Default)

[personal profile] willworkfordps 2017-07-07 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
There are, in the sense that I'm here and so are two of my guildmates. We already had a thing going before we arrived.
priforprincess: (happy)

[personal profile] priforprincess 2017-07-07 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Falulu mulls this over. "Ideal....demon...."

And then, it comes. The Revelation.

"Then, you're just starting out! Falulu will be your first friend!"

She is so proud of herself. She has never been anyone's first friend before.

That she remembers. And she doesn't remember much. But this decision gives her such a warm, fuzzy feeling, that it has to be a good one.
senkan_yamato: (Operation: Ten-Go)

[personal profile] senkan_yamato 2017-07-07 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Minion, or friend? You might want to draw a line between the two.

And well, the girl turned a bit of fire in her eyes. "This one was not 'vanquished' and you should be ashamed of yourself for playing such a dirty trick! I took what I was due from you, and you should be content that I do no worse."
badassfreakingoverlord: (adrift in a sea of nothing)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-07 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. What's up with you guys that three of you ended up here? [Seriously, that raises some questions, doesn't it?]
badassfreakingoverlord: (you said WHAT?!)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-07 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey! Whoa! Time-out!" Aaaand right back to struggling. "Didn't I just say demons don't DO that sort of thing? I'm an Overlord, for Magog's sake! A peerless, FRIENDLESS force of nature! All I have are enemies and minions! Not friends! No friends!"
badassfreakingoverlord: (why am I hurt?!)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-07 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Demons don't HAVE friends! That's totally a rule!

"You were TOTALLY vanquished!" Zetta said indignantly. "I hit you on the head with a slime! Your loss, my win! You're not allowed to attack during the post-battle celebration! What rules are you even playing by?!"
senkan_yamato: (Not a Hotel Chain)

[personal profile] senkan_yamato 2017-07-07 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What rules was she playing by? They were on the tip of her tongue, but when she went to answer, she fumbled and couldn't find them.

She pressed her fingers to her throat. Something was missing-something vitally important. So she could only mumble. "Nothing says that the battle is over at the first blow."
Edited 2017-07-07 15:26 (UTC)
badassfreakingoverlord: (crap I'm a book)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-07 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Zetta, of course, barely even noticed her difficulties and concerns, since his empathy skills got less exercise than a thirty-year-old basement-dwelling FPS gamer who's been dead for a few weeks. "If the first blow is the LAST blow it is! And it was! Quest victory to Zetta, mission accomplished!"
archdemonsatania: (ehhh)

[personal profile] archdemonsatania 2017-07-07 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I've often been told that I'm one of a kind.
willworkfordps: (Prayer circle)

[personal profile] willworkfordps 2017-07-07 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shrug.] Banner bonus? Who knows.
archdemonsatania: (Default)

[personal profile] archdemonsatania 2017-07-07 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[This girl seems a bit odd but Satania is in no position to turn down a potential friend / underling. She grabs Falulu's hand and starts walking towards the school.]

So what classes are you taking?
willworkfordps: (Default)

[personal profile] willworkfordps 2017-07-07 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That is definitely accurate, although you do remind me a bit of a book that was talking to me earlier.
archdemonsatania: (pouty)

[personal profile] archdemonsatania 2017-07-07 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I could totally waste a slime. I'll show you. Meet me tomorrow in some world
badassfreakingoverlord: (dot dot frickin' dot)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-07 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's pretty suspicious. I'm just saying, maybe there's something more to it.
badassfreakingoverlord: (animated laughter)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-07 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hyaaaha ha ha ha! You're on, kid. I'll see your horrible downfall for myself, and laugh all the while!
senkan_yamato: (White Rice)

[personal profile] senkan_yamato 2017-07-07 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
That was an extended metaphor. And Zetta's logic was in it's own way sound, but in another way, totally flawed.

"I do not see anything which makes my move against the rules. Indeed, catching you off-guard in your victory celebration seems very much in the spirit of the quest."
Edited 2017-07-07 16:03 (UTC)
badassfreakingoverlord: (looking at you)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-07 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's not just the quest," Zetta huffed. "It's the whole principle of the thing! Besides, I already beat you, so imagine what would happen if this was for keeps? I'd be forced to snuff the life out of you. That's bad principle."
willworkfordps: (Default)

[personal profile] willworkfordps 2017-07-07 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You figured it out. Our guild leader is secretly the culprit behind everything.
priforprincess: (beam)

[personal profile] priforprincess 2017-07-08 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
"One, two." Oh, a question. Falulu thinks this over.

"Falulu isn't sure. Does she get to pick?"

That would be interesting, for sure. "She wants to learn about something new. With everyone!"

She smiles. "What about you?"
priforprincess: (beam)

[personal profile] priforprincess 2017-07-08 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, dear, she's going to drop this book soon at this rate.....Falulu ends up zigzagging into the street in her attempt to hold onto the book.

"It's all right," she reassures him with a small, pleasant smile. "What's your name?"

She doesn't seem to mind that she's standing right where traffic would go, if any traffic felt like coming by.

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