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Gacha Hell Mod Team / NPCs ([personal profile] gachahell_mods) wrote in [community profile] gachahell2017-07-01 01:47 pm

GACHA CITY MINGLE - EARLY JULY

July 2017 Gacha City Mingle!
GACHA HELL

You arrive alone, gaining consciousness suddenly in a spartan waiting room. In your hand, a ticket, with a number slightly above the "NOW SERVING" sign above the only door, currently locked. As the number ticks up, all there is to do is read the fun and informational pamphlets explaining your situation. Congratulations - now you're a resident of Gacha City, and the only way you can get back out is going to be by rolling some ultra-rare item from the great Gacha Machine.

Welcome... to Gacha Hell.

UPON ARRIVAL

When the door opens, it deposits you into a huge indoor plaza, along with a number of similarly-confused individuals. The plaza is dominated by the Gacha Machine itself (might as well give it a whirl - your free ticket has an expiration date, after all), but beyond that, it appears to be set up for... a dinner buffet?

As you emerge, a giant screen overlooking the plaza lights up, showing what appears to be a blob of slime with a cigar.

"Eesh, that's all we get? Pretty lousy for a first pull."

"Okay, folks, welcome to the game and listen up! The name's Smokey, and this is a little place I like to call Gacha Hell, and it's your beautiful new home! In case you didn't read the pamphlets, here's the basics: Ten orbs to pull three capsules from the machine, cross your fingers to get an item, ability, or memory that actually belongs to you. If you're REALLY lucky, you might even pull a piece of the Escape Key. Do quests to supplement your daily login orbs. Beyond that, just try to have some fun, eh? It's not like we put you in a murder dungeon, you have apartments and extra lives and everything."

"Speaking of quests, I've got one for you already! Things went a little haywire with the connection to Slimeworld, and we've got something of a slime infestation in the city right now. Fortunately, if you all work together, then you can surelY HAHAHAHA just kidding! Nah, your quest is to catch a slime or three, sneak up on one of your fellow rare drops and just splash that sucker right onto their head when they're least expecting it. There's up to 2 bonus Orbs in it for you."

At this point, the camera is pulled away from Smokey and on to a rather old-looking man. Liver spots, hair in ears, and all.

"Or, if you're a little more proactive, you can listen to ol' Sensei and head out in to that Slimeworld! You all may not be what we were hopin to roll, but that doesn't mean you can't impress us! Smokey, Chika - you'll meet her later, she's out fixing her hair I believe - and I would like to see exactly what you're made of, and this is an excellent opportunity.

"Now, the easiest way to do that is to mix with those locals, get a feel for everything - how they work, how they live - and then, by golly, get right in to the midst of it! But with conditions."

That sure is a twinkle in his eye. That sure is somehow forboding. Sensei's grin broadens even more as he reaches down...and pulls up a pink slime.

"This here is one of the local favorites, mainly for how cute it is! Cute'n useless. Lucky for it, I'm of a mind that even the most one-star of folks can still be useful, so you're gonna go out and impress me by using these poor unwanted fellows - 'jokes', they call 'em, can you believe it? - to clear some dungeons. Every dungeon cleared with a team of 'em gets an orb, so go out and get sliming!"

There's a pause, a loud cough from offscreen, and then a shrug from Sensei, followed by a fierce claking of heels as a woman's voice comes from just off-screen.

"Oi oi! I'm here! Gimme that! You two have no patience-"

The camera swivels sharply, focusing on a young woman - brown hair with red highlights, glinting green eyes, and a full-toothed grin that could make a shark nervous.

"Why hello Gacha City~! It's your new favorite Chika, here! Don't listen to those two, I for one am sure to be very impressed with your hard work from here on out!"

"Smokes and the old man are the ones giving you quests this time around, but don't you worry~! Once I see just how talented you all are, I'll give you something appropriate to your skill level~"

"But, if those spare orbs are burning a hole in your otherwise empty pockets, you can always pitch a few to the local Orbstarter Campaign~! Sure, you won't have them for the next pull, but I'm sure there's something that'll tickle your interest!"

The monitor returns to Smokey. "All right, that's a wrap! If you have any questions, I'll take them later. If I feel like it." Without any chance to talk back, the monitor goes blank.

GACHA CENTRAL

Food from a dozen worlds and cultures is laid out in an extravagant spread for all of the newly-rolled characters to enjoy. Beverages as well - there's no concept of a drinking age in Gacha City, so booze is included and available to whoever wants it. All of it is free, as a sort of impromptu welcoming party for the newcomers.

There's nothing forcing you to stay here, though. Whenever you want, you can head out and see Gacha City itself, or find Gacha Heights to check out your new home.

Prompt 1 - Do a Pull. Each of you has a ticket for a free pull, equivalent in value to ten orbs. They expire in a few hours, so quick, line up to get your three capsules of fate. Your results are here - will you open them now, or wait until you reach your apartment? Either way, the results are bound to be worth something, right?

Prompt 2 - All You Can Eat. What better way to acquaint yourself with your stranded comrades than this? Stack your plate high, get totally wasted, and introduce yourself to a stranger. There's not enough tables for everyone to eat alone, anyway.

GACHA CITY

Your situation doesn't get any less weird once you leave the building. You're armed with an Orb Card with six orbs on it, a paltry sum of Gold, and the address to your new home (the Orb Card acts as your key, too). If you want to live comfortably, you'll have to find a new job in the city to supplement your basic allowance.

To make things more complicated, just like Smokey said, there are invasive slime species clogging up the city at random. Where did all these things come from? They're delaying the subway, holding up traffic, and making a total mess of Gacha National Park. Until this is dealt with, you'll have to try to dodge your way through roving bands of out-of-control slimes if you want to get anywhere without getting doused in goo.

Prompt 3 - Late for School. For all minors, or people who look like minors, it seems like you have mandatory school attendance! It starts the day after you arrive, but there's a catch - some kind of system error seems to have set everyone's alarm clocks ahead. Almost every teen in Gacha City is looking like they're gonna be late for school on their first day! Toast encouraged but not required, hope you don't crash into anyone. It happens more often than you might think. Also, once you arrive, you might find that your class list is a little bit strange...

Prompt 4 - Slimehaver's Creed. There's a quest afoot! Stalk your new friends from the shadows. Then, when they're least expecting it, slam a big, gooey slime into their head. It doesn't hurt, but it's super gross and takes forever to wash out. Or, you can try to talk someone into taking the hit willingly, for partial credit. This'd be a good one to do some advance plotting on.

EVENT WORLD

It seems like the teleport station is already powering up. Where will it take you? Step through and find out.

silentmonarch: (Stunlock)

[personal profile] silentmonarch 2017-07-08 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
King threw the horns in Zetta's general direction as distant fire alarms went off from her weapon's test. What "that" was was a really fuckin' badass gun.
badassfreakingoverlord: (animated laughter)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-08 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...Hyaaaha ha ha ha ha! To think you would expect such feeble sarcasm to deceive ME! You got chutzpah, kid, I'll give you that!

[Zetta, no.]
badassfreakingoverlord: (crap I'm a book)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-08 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, A-plus on it helping you communicate, I guess," the Overlord grumbled, more disturbed than he cared to admit.
badassfreakingoverlord: (Badass zoomout)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-08 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Zetta rightfully assumed all traffic would stop for him, the almighty Overlord -- and also assumed his general survivability was pretty high.

"Take heed, human! You are in the presence of the almighty Overlord Zetta, the most badass freaking Overlord in the cosmos!"
totaleclipseofthe: (i can't handle it)

[personal profile] totaleclipseofthe 2017-07-09 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm Heartful Punch! Oh, but last time I saw you I said you could call me by my real name, which is..."

A pause. She scoured her memories for the name. It had to be here, right?

"...okay, that's freaking me out a little. I can't remember my name."
totaleclipseofthe: (concerned)

[personal profile] totaleclipseofthe 2017-07-09 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh, old enough to know I'd look like a giraffe in a tutu in this thing. Also, that books aren't supposed to talk, so that's weird," she said, looking down at it.
silentmonarch: (Cool big sis)

[personal profile] silentmonarch 2017-07-09 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
She sat down next to the book and patted herself down for a pen. Fortunately for him (he probably didn't want messages written on his cover), she couldn't find one so she fished out her phone instead and typed messages into the "reminders" app so he could read it.

"So what's your deal Mr. Talking Book?"
ladyporthos: (actually happy for once)

[personal profile] ladyporthos 2017-07-09 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, it's pretty fancy, isn't it?" comments Nira. "Definitely not mine, though." Not that that means she's not going to try and play around with it when she gets the chance.
ladyporthos: (rolling eyes)

[personal profile] ladyporthos 2017-07-09 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
She snorts a bit at the presumably accidental wordplay. "Hey, I was agreeing with you, you realize? At least you can still talk. Did you have some super cool powers before getting turned into a book or something? Like fire breath or shit like that that you can't use anymore because you'd burn yourself up?"
willworkfordps: (Good job)

[personal profile] willworkfordps 2017-07-09 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you actually noticed that, awesome. I was all ready to have to explain to you what sarcasm is.
archdemonsatania: (Default)

[personal profile] archdemonsatania 2017-07-09 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That book is a jerk. He said I couldn't even beat a slime, but I'm gonna show him.
archdemonsatania: (ehhh)

[personal profile] archdemonsatania 2017-07-09 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure, I think there's some sort of mistake on my schedule. I mean two of my classes are called Global Snakes and Son of Architecture. I haven't even taken the first architecture.
willworkfordps: (I can squeeze another 3% out of this)

[personal profile] willworkfordps 2017-07-10 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Despite myself, I'm a little curious about this Slimeworld thing. It could be awful, addictive, or both, depending on how it actually works.
badassfreakingoverlord: (the impatiently literary glare)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-10 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The book stared at her for a moment, then drew itself up to its full height. Actually, the Sacred Tome was fairly large, so that was not as unimpressive as it sounded. "We'll come back to the book thing in a moment -- what the hell do you mean, 'a giraffe in a tutu'?! For one, the 'petite gothic lolita' crap has been so damn overplayed it has no meaning any more -- it's so overdrawn that fetish might as well be mortgaged! For another, what the hell kind of self-image issue is that? Height's nothing to be ashamed of!"
badassfreakingoverlord: (animated laughter)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-10 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"My deal, huh?" Books could, it turned out, look haughty and arrogant, if they had faces. "My deal is that I am Zetta -- the most badass freaking Overlord in the entire cosmos!"

A little less smug and ham-ful, he added, "The book thing is new, weird, and not really welcome, though."
badassfreakingoverlord: (Badass zoomout)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-10 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"'Super-cool powers'?" The book scoffed. "You're a human, so you wouldn't understand, but I'm not just any demon. I'm not even just any Overlord. I'm Lord Zetta -- the most badass freaking Overlord in the entire cosmos! For the uninformed, that means other Overlords are like gnats to me. Gods tremble before my might! The legendary Dragon Overlord Babylon in his prime, who ruled the universe with unquestioned might, would have been no match for me! So when it comes to 'super-cool powers', the most awesome thing you could imagine is like my claw clippings.

"...Demons have claws, by the way," he added after a moment. "That might not have been obvious from how things currently stand."
badassfreakingoverlord: (dot dot frickin' dot)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-10 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's been a long time since anyone dared to use sarcasm against me! ...except Pram, but she just has issues. [Like 'a general lack of respect for Zetta'.]

Hmm. It seems this 'book' thing is more damaging to general respect levels for an Overlord than it ought to be.
willworkfordps: (Let's go over the plan again)

[personal profile] willworkfordps 2017-07-10 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I'm mainly just glad you brought the book thing up before I did.
priforprincess: (good)

[personal profile] priforprincess 2017-07-11 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Falulu doesn't see what's so strange about those two classes (aside from not quite being sure what architecture is, nor why anyone would wish to learn about its son). If anything, those classes are impressive! There are enough snakes out in the world for a whole class!

"Something you know nothing about might be fun, though," she points out, hoping to keep her new friend from worrying. "Or the teacher might be nice."
priforprincess: (confused)

[personal profile] priforprincess 2017-07-11 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hers or not, the seal belongs to Nira for now so Falulu will pass it back over.

"Are the things we got not ours?" she asks. That is a bit worrisome. If she has something that belongs to someone else, she wants to make sure they get it back!
priforprincess: (happy)

[personal profile] priforprincess 2017-07-11 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Being called 'human' pretty much makes Falulu's day. She is, therefore, enthralled by this self-introduction, standing here, in the street.

"What is 'badass'?" she asks. And is promptly drowned out by a car horn.

Oh...?
badassfreakingoverlord: (damn)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-11 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Sadly, it's not particularly easy to avoid acknowledging.
badassfreakingoverlord: (damn)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2017-07-11 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"...get out of the street, kid," the book said with a weary sigh. "As for 'badass', it's a combination of being incredibly powerful, amazingly handsome, impossibly cool, and generally epic."
ladyporthos: (confusion)

[personal profile] ladyporthos 2017-07-11 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm pretty sure a lot of them aren't," she says. "I don't remember owning anything that fancy. I mean, I'm missing memories, but the ones I do have seem to say I'm not that rich or anything."
ladyporthos: (rolling eyes)

[personal profile] ladyporthos 2017-07-11 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Nira blinks a few times at the rant. She doesn't really look intimidated, probably because he's, well...a book. For all she knows he's mostly bragging.

"Yeah, I figured," she says. "We do have stories about demons where I'm from, you know." There's a pause. "And yeah, I bet they don't match up to the real thing. You don't have to tell me that."

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