First of all, I think we'd notice if someone was an actual boat, 'cause the feeling I get is I'm supposed t' be a really big boat. Second, how th' hell would somebody be able to tell they ain't a boat if they don't remember bein' a boat?

[Okay, now that she's accepting her status as an inanimate object, she's looking at her companion closer. ...She's a cat. Wait, let's not jump to conclusions on the memory just yet. It seems pretty rough.]

I hope you scored something a little less weird.